After long and careful consideration I have decided to adopt.
Of the thousands of abandoned and neglected words I have chosen boreism. Boreism is a wonderful noun - the behavior of a boring person. For instance, boreism was always hidden in his meeting agenda so I found other things to do between 1 and 2 on Thursdays.
You too can adopt a word at savethewords.org. Don't wait...these words need you.