Tuesday, December 1, 2009

This Week's Random Thoughts and Questionable Observations

  1. New Moon - what gives?!
  2. Knowing exactly what the little floaties in my water are doesn't make it any easier to drink.
  3. Taiwan cuisine - almond sesame pork jerky trumps dried squid.
  4. A natural gas oven is worthless when the electricity goes out - but the pumpkin pie endures.
  5. I wasn't half bad drawing pictures when I was younger; why did I stop?
  6. I've come to believe that even in a house with wall-to-wall hardwood floors a carpet would materialize just in time for the cat to puke on it.
Thanksgiving this year:
  • It must be nice to have that kind of money.
  • My parents are not embarrassing. I know my parents aren't embarrassing because I also learned that:
  • One reason being stationed in Okinawa over Thanksgiving would be better than spending it at home is in Okinawa your mother cannot question you at length regarding your porn watching habits, specifically, did you watch porn in your mother's room that morning.
  • It's hard to find the right words to stop a discussion about porn without becoming part of the discussion.
  • I'm still not an athlete but I got to drive the Champion Turkey Triathlete around town. Also, Joanne plays a mean game of basketball (and yes, yes...she beat me).

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