Random things seen at the DMV:
- A very long line stretching outside and around the building (word has it they waited for two hours, in the sun, in the 90 degree weather).
- USE THE APPOINTMENT SYSTEM!
- A woman with the largest boobs I have ever, in my young life, seen. The same woman also had a tattoo on her arm - the only word I could read: "Chunky".
- Another woman with a dress that was just a tad too short, but we did all get a little bit of show when she raised her arm to point at something.
- A man's nipple - he was wearing a "wife-beater" and it wasn't on straight.
- The nipple man's gray, long back hair. It was at that moment that I seriously considered for myself and for the first time in my life, back waxing.